Wednesday, September 23, 2009

MY POEM!! LOL

ERICA
Outgoing, beautiful, crazy, honest, and happy
Hot cheetos, watching football, and chillin
Mama, Dad, Bro, and Bubba
When people smack, and cheaters
A Little Princess, Spiderman, and Never Back Down
Not going to Heaven, and not having any of my family
Seeing my friends, succeeding, getting my education, and watching sports
Mexico, Colorado, and Oklahoma lol
New York, Louisiana, Nevada, North Dakota, and Tennessee
A college education, good career, healthy family, great marriage
CANO

Thursday, September 10, 2009

BEOWULF


The Wrath of Grendel
Grendel was conceived by a pair of the monsters born of Cain, murderous creatures banished by God, punished forever for the crime of Abel's death. He haunted the moors, and wild marshes. He made is home in a hell. Grumpy Grendel heard rejoicing music one day and didn't know where it was coming from. He then, pulled out his iphone and looked it up. He found out that it was at herot hall and then, went to bust the party. That night he killed 30 men and continued to do so for the next 12 years.

The Coming of Beowulf
Beowolf got a text, from Higlac's mac-book, hearing about how Grendel filled nights with horror and quickly commanded a boat fitted out. He chose the mightiest men he could find, the bravest and best of the Geats, fourteen in all. Then, he led them down to their boat. They made it safely and gave thanks to God. Then, Hrothgar's lieutenant saw them and came spurring down to see why they have landed. The lieutenant waved his new dye matrix 2009 paintball gun in their faces. Beowolf told him who he was and the lieutenant let him in. Then, he thinks of a plan to invade the hall of Herot. While his men sleep, Beowulf lies awake, eager to meet with Grendel.

The Battle with Grendel
Grendel came riding along on his 2009 yamaha ZUMA 125cc scooter seeing the men resting. He is excited to tear the life from those bodies. Grendel snatched at the first Geat he came to, ripped him apart, cut his body to bits with powerful jaws, drank the blood from his veins and bolted him down. Then he went to Beowulf and clutched him with his claws and was instantly seized himself. Grendel's one thought was to run from Beowulf, to flee back to his marsh and hide there. He had been caught, he was trapped! Beowulf made Grendel twist in pain, and the bleeding sinews deep in his shoulder snapped, muscle and bone split and broke. The battle was over.Grendel fled to his den, his miserable hole at the bottom of the marsh, only to die. Beowulf hung the monster's arm, claw and shoulder and all with happiness of the victory.

The Monsters' Lair
That night, Grendel's mother kidnapped and killed Hrothgar's closest friend and carried off the claw that monsters and their underwater lair. Hrothgar gets his ipod touch to get the horrifying new off of his mind and Beowulf prepares for the monster! Peasants began to talk about a pair of fiends wandering in the moors and marshes. Beowulf is asked to save the people once again. He is to be rewarded with ancient treasure for the battle his wins.

The Battle With Grendel's Mother
Beowulf resolved to kill the "lady monster." Arriving at the lake under which she lives, Beowulf and his companions see serpents in the water and sea beasts on the rocks. The young hero kills on of the beasts with an arrow and then prepares to fight Grendel's mother. Beowulf jumped into the water and the she-wolf discovered him, she welcomed him in her claws, clutched at him savagely but could not harm him. Then she carried him, armor and sword and all, to her home; he struggled to free his weapon but failed. Then Beowulf realized that she'd brought him into someone's battle-hall and there the water's heat could not hurt him. Then he saw the mighty water witch and swung his sword, straight at her head; but her guest discovered that no sword could slice her evil skin. They fought and struggled, the evil she-wolf pulled out a dagger and began stabbing at Beowulf, she misses every time. Then he saw, hanging on the wall, a heavy sword, hammered by giants, strong and blessed with their magic, the best of all weapons but so massive that no ordinary man could lift its carved and decorated length. He dew it from its scabbard, broke tha chain on its hilt, and then, savage, now, angry and desperate, lifted it high over his head and struck with all the strength he had left, caught her in the neck and cut it through, broke bones and all. Beowulf rejoiced at the sight! The soldiers sitting on the shore were awaiting Beowulf's return. Some believed they would never see him again so they left thinking that Grendel's mother would come out of the water and kill them all.

Friday, September 4, 2009

MY FUTURE...


I pray that my future is blessed with success!
I hope that in my future that I graduate from San Angelo State University with a degree to be a radiology technician. I want to have a wonderful, good paying job at a hospital in San Antonio. I hope that I have a beautiful house to support my three perfect kids in. I dream of the perfect guy but we all know I won't ever get that! I want a man with a sweet and humorous personality, athletic body, and gorgeous smile to be my husband...I think I may have met him already!!!
I hope to be driving a black Range Rover. Won't I look HOT in one!!!! On the weekends I want to spoil my family. I want to take them into town and go shopping, to the arcades, and just go out to eat and have a blast. Every summer I want to have more than enough money to take my family on a crazy vacation. I want to go to the Bahamas to soak up the sun and to Denver Colorado to go skiing! I think in the future my hobbies will be to do cross word puzzles, watch romantic movies, and to cook.
I know this sounds like a lot but I'm more than sure that I can accomplish it all! We'll just have to wait and see what happens!!!