"Thanksgiving Haiku"

THANKSGIVING DAY!!!
Thanksgiving food!
Family everywhere!
Happy Turkey Day!

As I regained conscientiousness, I remember asking, "Where am I?" Then, I realized that I was in a dark alley alone. No one was around to answer my question. It began to rain heavily and I wanted to run, but I couldn't. My ankle throbbed with pain, it seemed I had injured myself somehow. I was lost, confused, and helpless. I didn't know where to go, so I just started to limp to the nearest door. As I walked in I went into some kind of vestibule. There were pictures of headlights all around the room, like someone had some kind of fetish with them or something weird like that. Then a tall man walked into the room with a towel and told me to dry of because I was getting his carpet wet. So I got the towel from him and I began to dry off. "ive been expecting you", said the weird looking guy, he was tall, lean, and kind of dead looking. "You were put on this mission for one reason, and that was to accomplish your mission, and you have now you are free to." I didn't know what in the world the guy was talking about I didn't even know where i was better yet how i got there. He said goodbye and with a flash he was gone, shortly after i fell into a deep deep sleep, when i woke the next morning i found myself at home in bed.

EPISODE!!!!

MISS THANG!

My name is Miss Thang and I've really been having a rough life here lately. I have been sooooooo sick...I was sick before school even started. I stressed whether or not I should stay in athletics (which was my life), but I decided that I shouldn't because my priorities are what really need to be paid attention to. I'm trying to find a job but I can't seem to find a good one anywhere. I want a job so I can be ready for college. Although, I have no idea where the heck I want to go! I'm clueless, behind, and late on a lot of things. My life is a wreck!!!! I wonder how my life is going to turn out!???? I'm extremely nervous about a lot of things! This year is suppose to be the most fun year of my life but it's really not! I'm sooooooo stressed!!! Someone help......... =(